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-GOTTA' HAVE A GIMMICK?! -HIRE A SELL-OUT CYNIC!. (LOCAL AUTHOR SEEKS WORK)


Tue Jul 29 14:47:52 +0000 2008

-Pursue a published author who published pieces nationally, internationally, and cosmically.
-Pandered to audience for open purse-strings.
–Dabbled in anthology distribution.
-Determined to develop more cash-flow.
–Dictated discussion boards and assigned attachments.
-Desisted with dictating assignments and desired profiting.
-Oversaw an obtuse insane asylum.
-Convinced others for cash to convey this experience.
–Prepared the preparatory.
-Priced the preparatory curriculum and sold it.
–Book-sold until bled.
-Sold until the business was satiated.
-Explored outdoor education in Mass.
-Engaged the educated in an outdoor experience for profit.
-Accelerated the at-risk.
-Accentuated tips on the at-risk for payment.
–Reported on the ridiculous and sublime…
-Free-lanced for funds!
...and, oh, yeah, promoted reading-aloud to kids.
-Profited non-profits and, now, have charged promotional fees.
“Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.”-Frank Zappa
-Have wished to gain ghost-writing, promote posh literary types, acknowledge artists, critique the creative, speak motivationally, and name non-profits. E-mail missives of monetary offers to scifisatirist@hotmail.com .